- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Urban ghettos

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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