- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

The duck didn't cross the road.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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