What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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