What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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