- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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