- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Knock Knock.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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