Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Anti Joke

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