on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Tall asians

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

69...you know how awkward this is now...

I used to know what alzheimers was

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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