Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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