A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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hey hey apple

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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I'm Polish.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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