A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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i committed murder

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Niall Horan

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PENIS lol

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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