- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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