- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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