charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Tim likes girls

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

ur an fagit

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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