- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

I wrote a funny joke.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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