Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Alchohol.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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