- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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