To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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people magazine

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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