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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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