- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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