- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A pope meets another one

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

you see theres this guy.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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