What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Eric is gay Ha

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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