What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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