Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A pope meets another one

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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