- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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