There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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