What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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YO FACE

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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