- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A man did not like this site

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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