How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

The GOV and the WHO?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

A guy walks into a bar

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Albert your flies undone.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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