- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A black man walks out of a police station

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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