shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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