How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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