Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Lololol

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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