Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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