How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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