Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Obama = ebola

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

I have an idea! You leave.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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