anti jokes are really funny

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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