- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

your a vagina says you, your a booby

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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