- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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