Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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