- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

hey hey apple

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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