- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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