- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

brock has small hands for a small job

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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