- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

it was all Tagart

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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