- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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