- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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