Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Granny porn!

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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