- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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