- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

One, two, three, four and five

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Please ignore this statement.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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