A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

i'm hard

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

I wrote a funny joke.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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