So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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PENIS :)

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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