- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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