What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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