George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what is 3+3= 8

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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