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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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