- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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