- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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