- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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