Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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I love alchohol!

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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