- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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