- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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