- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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