What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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