Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Sarah Palin.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

And you honored it I see :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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