- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Racial equality.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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