Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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