- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do you call two dog? dogs

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