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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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