- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

So a baby seal walks into a club

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did john say to bob Hey bob

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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