Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

The cream, it is coming

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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