"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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