What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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