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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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