- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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