Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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