- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's one plus one? two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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