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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happened to the fish? It drowned

you gay?

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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