This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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american idol

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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