- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's stupid a light bulb.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Flowers are colors Love me

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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