What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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