Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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