- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Heskey time.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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