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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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