- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A bar walks into a man

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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