a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Obama = ebola

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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