- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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