Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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