What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

a chinese man pays the full price

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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