Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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