Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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