- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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