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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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