Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Penis

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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