- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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