A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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your mom.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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