How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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