- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

9/11

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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