What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

gay pom...

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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