Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why are white people white? I don't know

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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