- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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