- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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