A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Take part of what?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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