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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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