- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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