- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Equal rights!

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.