Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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