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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

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