- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Barack Obama.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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