What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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