What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

A Fat Kenyan

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Roses are flowers.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Knock knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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