- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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