How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Yo Mama just died.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Anti Joke

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