- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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