Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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knock knock? come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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