- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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