- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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