- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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