Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Black people having a Job.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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quantum physics?

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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