Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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