roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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