Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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salad days!

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Anti Joke

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