Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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