- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Yo Momma is not fat.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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