- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

I don't get it

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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