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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

it was all Tagart

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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