- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

No your aunties a joke

this website is a bad joke

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Im taking a shit right now.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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