- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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