- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

why am I writing this...im bored

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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