- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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