- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

I'm Coming

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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