What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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