- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

I C U P White stuff

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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