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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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