What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How High is a Chinese man

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

school homewrok

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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