Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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