Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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