- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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