Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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