Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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