- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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