two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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