- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Your Mom The End.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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