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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why? Because.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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