What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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