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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I'm homeless.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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