What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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