Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

ur mum

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Here's a joke for you, my life...

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Pickles

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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