- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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