Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Take part of what?

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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My jeans

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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