- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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