- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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