- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Sex

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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